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Brothers and sisters, please open your RainBibles so that we might read of the amazing exploits of our sky blue, cerise-eyed Goddess.  In hopes that Her fearless acts of heroism, Her show of loyalty and leadership, and Her extraordinary speed and agility might inspire us to be awesome in our own way.

 

 

Dashians, 1:12

Across the skies, which were her domain, there spread a Rainboom.  And it inspired many.  To look up, and to find themselves by way of its vibrant Coolness.

Dashians, 2:6

And Rainbow spake, thusly: "Let there be Awesome!"  And there was Awesome.  And she saw that it was good.  So she took a nap.

Dashians, 5:13

Lo!  The horned one's wings failed her; for they were of a false nature.  Though as she plummeted, her cries were heard by the benevolent Rainbow - and not ignored.

Radicalness, 3:8

But then the mare with rainbow mane lifted up the tortoise.  And she pressed her face against his; signifying her approval.  Ever after, the tortoise was hers, and he would grow wings of his own.

Radicalness, 4:7

Brave Rainbow descended into the deep and the dark; answering the filly's cries with the utterance of her own name and the promise of salvation.  And when a gathering formed around her, she did blush.

Radicalness, 4:16

Though her grip was sure and her teeth strong, the jar would not yield to her.  In the end, it was her hoof that released the peanut butter.  Despite the greatness of Rainbow's feat, they praised her not.

Plots II, 3:3

Rainbow beheld the bubble mare and besought her, "Do not, with thine hindquarters, smite this house!"  But the bubble mare struck her rear against the ground and dragged Rainbow below.  Possibly for cuddles.  This is known only to the Dash and the bubble mare.

Plots II, 6:11

And she drove the orange mare to the ground; standing over her with lustful eyes.  But Rainbow had misread the situation.  Awkward.

Pegasus, 2:14

Rainbow knocked aside the purple one's hoof, "I will not be defeated this day!  Cloudsdale needeth our aid, and this be the charge of all able-bodied pegasi."  Her determination was great; rivaled only by her Awesome.  Pity that many had succumbed to the Flu of the Feather.

Scrunch, 4:2

"Up!"  She demanded of the yellow mare.  "We have donned our armor and lifted our lance, and we shall inspire the Crystal ones to revelry."  Her words moved the timid pony, and Rainbow promised to curb her might.  Which...  She probably did not do.  Like at all.

Scrunch, 6:15

Tenderly, with outstretched wing, she pulled the filly close.  "I shall be your mentor and sister, and I will keep you safe from those who tirelessly seek the Rusty Horseshoe."  This comforted the little orange one.  And snuggles did follow.

Wonderbolts I, 7:2

Down and down her companions fell, but with great haste and immediacy did Rainbow act.  She sculpted a cloud in the sky and made it their salvation; delivering them to the safety of hooves above.  Just was her rebuke of the reckless one's actions.  The same mare that had bendeth her wing and won favor through misdeed.

RainBible excerpts compiled by Father Ziggy: RBI, RBII, RBIII.

TOTALLY COOL SCRIPTURE

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