I. Whosoever haveth cider, must shareth thy cider.  With Rainbow Dash.  Obviously.
II. Toucheth NOT the hooves of Rainbow Goddess!  Lest ye be hoofsmacked.
III. Slowpokes: Picketh up thy pace!
IV. Be thy head egg-shaped in nature, limit thy eggheadery.  Really.
V. Honor the Bolts of Wonder as you would honor thy Goddess.
VI. Speaketh only kindly of she who Dares to Do.
VII. Honor the Winged Tortoise; for he was chosen by the Goddess.
VIII. Offer thy respect to She Who Scooteth.
IX. Waketh NOT the Goddess while She naps.  Don't say She didn't warn you.
X. Seriously, though: Giveth Her some damn cider.