Rainbow Goddess

We have ample cause to celebrate the

Rainbow Goddess. We have witnessed the incomparable splendor of her Sonic Rainboom as she sped towards a plummeting pony in need of salvation.

Our Goddess saw the worth of a humble tortoise and bestowed upon him alone an honor sought by many. She also gave him wings, so that he might join Her in the sky.

The Goddess values many things: Coolness, Awesomeness, and Radicalness. Loyalty, comradery, and "fun things." But there is one thing that never fails to increase her mirth. The divine libation known as apple cider.